Eleventy Seven.

11. Describe 5 pet peeves you have

Hmmm, just 5? Just kidding I'm pretty tolerant. Ha, oh wait, no I'm not. Just kidding I am. But seriously, no. ....OKAY!

1. One thing I can think of right off the bat is when people are so self-centered they have no idea how they act or treat people. Sometimes with these people I try to give subtle hints to the fact that they are only concerned about themselves, ever, and they are so consumed with their own self-ness they don't even see the friggin' hints! I've had so many people who I think I could be good friends with but when I hang out with them it's all about them and it literally drives me crazy. "What do you want to do? Ok, well can we do this, too? No? Okay. I'm too much of a push-over to say anything so we'll just do what you want. And eat what you want to eat. And listen to the music you want to listen to. And play the games you want to play. And I will just float along counting the minutes until I don't have to spend any more time with you." Seriously. That's how it goes. 

2. Mean people. Ok, this is turning into like, the kind of people I don't like, but who cares. I hate mean people. I hate bullies, people who are arrogant or think they're above everyone else. I hate when people belittle others to make themselves feel better about, whatever. I hate when people are mean. I wish all the mean people in the world had to go to like this hunger games and they just sat in a room and were super mean to each other and...I don't really know what else would happen because I didn't really think this through, but they would all know how the rest of the world felt because they'd have been surrounded by people like them. I know the world isn't all sunshine and butterflies and you can't always be nice to everyone... but sometimes...it would be kinda cool. 

3. When people don't take care of their children. I mean, they're YOUR children! You chose to have them; they came out of your body or DNA. They're your responsibility. Now, I'm not talking about the exhausted moms at Wal Mart whose children are just screaming because they're ornery or tired. I'm talking about people who are perfectly capable of making sure their children aren't gagging down dirt or digging in the trash and they just think, ah, what the heck, they'll be fine. Another thing that drives me crazy is when people expect other people to take care of their kids. They don't go after their kids when they're running away because they know someone else will do it. Just. Drives. Me. Bananas. Take care of your kids. Don't expect other people to do it because even though we act like it's okay, it gets really annoying. Ha, maybe I wouldn't have a job though if everyone decided they wanted to take care of their kids. The jury is out.

4. Okay, this whole post is going to piss a lot of people off, I already know it. Please don't be offended. Just know that I'm tired and ignorant and am just typing the first things that come to mind. Alright, I love all of your children. They're all beautiful and perfect and wonderful and all of that great stuff. However, I don't want to hear about every booger that comes out of their nose or see 5,000 pictures of them eating their first cookie, spaghetti noodle, or carrot. I think this all comes from the part of me that doesn't have kids or understand the beauty of all of these things yet. Maybe someday? Like I said, your kids are amazing; you really don't have to stop posting about them every 5 seconds on facebook, this is just me ranting. But something you can stop doing..please stop asking questions about breastfeeding, icky labor details, and what to do when your child's poop is green and has small chunks of blue mystery substances inside it. Gross, right? I see it all the friggin time! Just, TMIIIII. Put that jazz into a private convo. 

5. Hmmm... what else bothers me...
When people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. 
When people don't use deodorant. 
Know it alls. 
Suck ups. 
People who preach to others like their own life depends on it. 
Loud people. 
Bad hygiene. 
People who put all their drama on their facebook status. We don't all need to know about that F-ing A-hole you dated for two years. 
Closed-minded people. 
People who tell the whole world how great their lives are everyday even when we know it's not like that. 
Creepy men who hit on any woman with...legs. 
Mom's who act more immature than their children. Dads as well. 
Parents/people WHO DO NOT TAKE CARE OF THEIR CHILDREN OR ANIMALS. 
People who post pictures of THEMSELVES EVERY SINGLE DAY. Ain't nobody got time for that. 
....etc.  


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